Week 1: Steelers @ Ravens

Okay, now, that was disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. I don't think those were actually the Steelers. I've heard about the Steelers. They have an awesome defense, and a really good quarterback. I didn't see either of those. Hopefully, the real Steelers will decide to show up next week.

Did we have to be humiliated by the freakin' Ravens?

At least someone managed to pants one of the Ravens. That was the highlight of the game, as far as I was concerned.